The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For April 15th!

April 16, 2009 / Posted by:

Apparently Bill asked too many times how many licks it took to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop. – DirtyWhoreMouth


Owl to self: How did I end up with this mullet-wearing asshole who can only count to four? – MardiGras

It usually takes me at least 2 hooters to sprain my neck. – Team Valtrex

Bill’s Appalachian gentleman’s club was under FBI surveillance so he let his hair explain the rules–business in the front of the bar where you can buy the birds drinks; party in the back rooms where willing birds are stuffed and mounted. – fmdoom

Thanks Peter

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