Is it creepy to drag your 28-year-old daughter to your plastic surgeon’s office, point at her face and tell him, “Give me this“? 50-year-old Jane cunt-cunt-cunt-Cunliffe from the UK doesn’t think so. Jane brags to the Daily Mail that she’s spent around $15,000 to look exactly like her daughter Janet (the trick on the right). It’s nice to know that Britain has their very own Brooke and Linda Hogan.
It all started when Jane moved in with Janet after breaking up with her boyfriend. Jane started going out with Janet and her friends, but felt like an old, fat, ratty, busted up hag compared to them. She decided to do something about it, so she lost a bunch of weight and called up a plastic surgeon in Croatia she read about. Jane said, “I envied Jane’s crinkle-free eyes, full lips and luscious, long blonde hair,’ says Janet. ‘I was desperate to look more like my daughter, but knew no wrinkle creams could ever wind back the clock that far.”
Jane, who already had plastic titty sacks put in a few years ago, flew out to Croatia to have her eyes and nose done. When she got back to Britain, she completed the makeover by getting her lips pumped and polyester blonde hair put in. The transformation is now complete!
Nowadays, Jane can’t wait to go out and slut it up with her own daughter. Jane says they get mistaken for sisters all the time which makes her nipples queef out of excitement. Janet, the daughter, added, “Actually, I love us looking the same, we’re closer than ever and she’s the sister I always wanted and never had.”
This actually wasn’t that creepy to me until my gutter brain pictured Jane and Janet comparing vaginas in the mirror to see which one looked more toddler-like.