Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

This Stepford Wife is close to splitting from her husband. She has actually consulted with several high-profile divorce lawyers on both coasts. The main issue here seems to be custody of their kid/s, whom the husband is intent on keeping. Thankfully, she’s gotten her parents involved, even though she had distanced herself from them over the past few years. No It’s Not: Nicole Kidman. (Blind Gossip)

There’s only one celebwhore who has the dead and glazed eyes of a Stepford Wife, but that sounds way too good to be true. Besides, doesn’t that weepy robot have a 10-year-contract?

Which funnyman doesn’t even bother to hide his drug habit? When pals come to visit his pad, they’re just as likely to see baggies of cocaine lying around as they are to see throw pillows. (Gatecrasher)

Mickey Rooney, of course. I would say Andy Dick, but is he considered funny and a man?

This B list movie actor is on the cusp of A list. He had a breakout year last year. He considers himself to be a method actor to some extent. For researching one role he spent a great deal of money on drugs. Just for research mind you. Since he considered the research crucial to his acting performance he wanted to know if he could deduct the $15,000 he spent on drugs. (CDAN)

James Franco? And Blohan should bitch out her agent for not getting her that role.

Which singer/talk show hostess should be more careful where she shops? She was taken recently to a downtown storage facility where she bought $10,000 worth of luxury designer goods of dubious provenance — not fake, but fallen off the truck. (Page Six)

Kathie Lee Gifford?! And why does that make me happy?

This mummy has been passing stories on the set about how she drinks a glass or two of wine every night. No problems with that, except that she said she did so when she was still breastfeeding. We hope she was joking, but she’s not really known for her sense of humor. It’s not Jennifer Garner. (BuzzFoto)

A little booze in the leche never hurt anybody! Besides, baby has all day to sleep off its hangover. My guess is Rebecca Romjin, because she’s the first chick that popped into my head.