Throw It Back!

April 15, 2009 / Posted by:

JOKES! Now if Fishsticks Paltrow was wearing that net, I’d mean it!

Even though she has a kitchen strainer over her face, Drew Barrymore still looked hot at the premiere of Grey Gardens last night in New York. Drew totally ransacked the costume closet to put this shit together, but she gets a lispy kiss for a job well done. However, I must say that I already conquered this look aaaaaages ago.

Let’s travel back to Halloween a few years ago. For some reason (*cough*too much Ecstasy*cough*), I thought it was a hot idea to dress up in drag as a blonde dominatrix from the 20s. We went to several clubs that night and despite the fact that my peen passed out from being squeezed into tight panties, there weren’t any major issues. Well, I shouldn’t say ANY. My stupid ass bitch of a cousin decided to kill my thunder by ripping off my wig off while I was busting it to an old Crystal Waters song. Besides that, everything went according to plan until we got home.

They all went inside to pass out in their own vomit, but I stupidly stayed in the front yard to get some air hoping it would stop the drunk barfs from coming. Yeah, well “getting some air” lasted fucking hours, because I passed out with my face smashed into a chain link fence. I’m sure I looked just like the picture above! Well, except my wig was on the grass, cigarette ash was smeared on my face, one of my eyelashes was stuck on my nose and the putty I used to cover up my eyebrows had gotten in my eye. The chain link marks didn’t go away for hours! My finest moment.

Here’s more of Drew stealing my look with The Mac Dude, Jessica “What Happened To Your Old Face” Lange and Jeanne Tripplehorn.

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