OctoMommy Is Not Doing A Reality Show!

April 15, 2009 / Posted by:

No, she’s doing a documentary series that will follow her babies around 24-hours a day for long periods of time until they turn 18. It will air on TV. It’s NOT a reality show. That’s what OctoCrazy herself claims anyway.

She finally confirmed to Life & Style that she’s going to pimp those babies out for a dirty dollar, “Yes, it is official. I’m going to be doing a show, but it’s not a reality show. What I’m doing with this TV show is basically creating documentaries about the lives of my children. It’s going to be an ongoing thing, and it will follow them from now until they are 18. It’s being done by Eyeworks; they’re in the UK. It will air in the UK and then we’ll see if the US is interested.

If it looks like a reality show, walks like a reality show and talks like a reality show, it’s really a documentary? Whatever. She says “potato,” we say “YOU A CRAZY HO!

OctoCrazy continued to defend the whoring out of her babies by saying the reality show will also provide her with professionally shot home movies, “It will give me the opportunity to have incredible home movies that, believe me, I don’t have the time to make myself. Having this documentary crew allows me to focus on raising my children and still have great movies of them.”

You’ve really got to slow clap for this crazy. Her mammoth mountain of delusion isn’t crumbling anytime soon. Don’t tell her that, though, because then she’ll start selling hiking packages to her mountain of delusion.

And because of her reality….I mean…docusuckery show…OctoMommy has filed for trademark of the name OctoMom.” Not only does she plan to use it for her show, but she also wants to slap on the name on a bunch of stupid shit including diapers and clothes.

Like it or not, OctoCrazy is the biggest baby pimp in the game! She will turn any baby out.

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