This week alone I’ve read that St. Angie and her slave man have broken up, that slave man is talking to the Susan Boyle of America again and that St. Angie is going to buy a baby friend from the Philippines. Well, today comes a rumor from Star Magazine that St. Angie Jo has another chosen one growing in her holy womb! Actually, this rumor might be a fact because Star put it in caps, italics and dropped an explanation point after that. If you ask KANYE WEST, that means it is a FACT!
A “family insider” said Angie Jo is about two months knocked up with baby number seven, “She’s thrilled. She said she knew she was pregnant before the test confirmed it!” But she kept the news from Brad, only telling him when he returned from a trip to New Orleans at the end of March.” Of course she knew. She knows everything. God probably called Angie on her personal line and said, “You know what time it is.”
Brangie’s new baby might be a Band-Aid chosen one, because the two were stating to hate each other. Basically. The source said, “They’d been trying for another baby for months, but it was still a total shock when she found out. Brad and Angie have been fighting so much lately, it just didn’t seem possible. It happened just in time, because things were getting pretty ugly between them.”
Blah! Blah! Blah! You know, I bet Shiloh is sitting in her ivory tower and bitching to her imaginary friend about this shit! There was a time when she was the only messiah and now there’s going to be four of them! Chosen ones are a dime a fucking dozen nowadays!
And after hearing this news, OctoMommy immediately stuffed her mouth with dozens of IVF needles. Did I say mouth? I meant vagina.