Give it to him, Zac! Smack that ass! Show him how pretty pretty princesses do it! – The Bastardly
If Shia LaDouche never played Annie when he was in the 7th grade, I will be really disappointed – ICYDK
Jennifer Aniston might get a baster full of Schwimmer sperm – SOW
Cunty Mills is on an impossible mission – Holy Moly!
Your chance to win an “I Love Jesus Juice” sippy cup has ended – Socialite Life
Kelly Osbourne might have eaten a booger and pube pizza the other night – I’m Not Obsessed
Mel Gibson’s maybe mistress kind of looks like Pete Burns – Celebitchy
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