Mah Boo Can Be The Guest Of Honor At My Teabagging Party

April 15, 2009 / Posted by:

But my teabagging party has nothing to do with that economy shit. No, this is a party for two on a bearskin rug with a roaring fire in the background and The Isley Brothers playing as our soundtrack. Because it sounds to me like Mah Boo needs to learn more about the art of teabagging.

Last night on his show, when talking about that tax crap, Mah Boo’s guest said, “They still haven’t found their voice, Anderson. This happens to a minority party after it’s lost a couple of bad elections, but they’re searching for their voice.” To which my Silver Fox looked into the camera, pouted his cum catcher and said, “It’s hard to talk when you’re teabagging.” He followed it with a double eyed-wink which is his way of saying that was just for me. No, it wasn’t a blink, bitch! It was a double eyed-wink just for me!

As much as I know that Mah Boo has dipped his tea bags into a pot or two, he probably hasn’t been with the right one. I’ve had many stimulating conversations while getting my bowl filled with nuts. I’ll be willing to give Mah Boo a private demonstration. He brings the tea bags and I’ll bring the kettle. I bet his tea bags taste like hummingbird juice and Patron Silver.

(Thanks to all who sent this in)

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