“Get a gum transplant” has become my second favorite line (next to “SANS FARDS“) of the week to shout at my dog and I have Jamie Foxx to thank for that. But Jamie has now clenched his nalgas and apologized for that comment as well as for the other shit he said about 16-year-old Miley Cyrus on his Sirius radio show this past weekend.
While promoting that movie about the Paganini of the crazy homeless people world on The Tonight Show last night, Jamie said he was oh-so-sowwy about saying Miley needs to make a sex tape, do some heroin, smoke some crack, etc…. Jamie never brought it up, but Jay Leno did. This is what Jamie had to say about skewering that lil’ possum:
“I so apologize to Miley, and this is sincere. I am a comedian, and you guys know that whatever I say, I don’t mean any of it. And sometimes, as comedians, as we do, we go a little bit too far. I have a radio show…We’re really the black Howard Stern. We go at everybody. There was a situation with Miley Cyrus, and I just want to say, I apologize for what I said. I didn’t mean it maliciously. You know I’m a comedian. You know my heart. Miley, I apologize, so I’ll call you. I got a daughter too, so I completely understand.“
You know, he’s a comedian. Yes, that’s what he’s calling that thing he does.
I have to admit that I laughed at that shit, but my taste level dropped into the gutter a long time ago. It’s floating in the sewer somewhere. I think the crocodiles are playing with it. But I do understand why whores flipped their ass lips over it. I kind of was hoping Jamie was going to tell the bitches who had a problem with it to eat his dingle berries, but I guess it was necessary for him to say he’s sowwy. I mean, he does have a cheesy movie to whore out. And Mickey Mouse probably threatened to take his ass out. That bitch don’t play.