The New House Of Vadge

April 14, 2009 / Posted by:

Many years ago Vadge was licking the taint of a skeezy music producer behind the dumpster in a back alley just so he could listen to her demo and now she’s plopping down $40 million for a townhouse. Don’t ever let someone tell you that a lot of dick sucking doesn’t pay off!

IN THIS ECONOMY, some whores aren’t hurting and Vadge is one of them. The NY Post says she has signed a contract to buy a four-story 12,000 sq. ft. townhouse at 152 East 81st Street in Manhattan. The original listing price was $45 mill, so Vadge got a deal!

The joint has 13 bedrooms, 14 bathrooms, 9 fireplaces, an elevator, a grotto, a two-car garage, a 3,000 sq. ft. garden and a wine cellar. It’s still not good enough for Vadge, because she’s planning on doing a bunch of renovations before she moves in.

There’s room for everyone! A room for Lourdes, a room for David, a room for Rocco, a room for the balls of all of Vadge’s exes, a museum of all her former faces and a cellar to house the thousands of children’s bones she crushes down into a paste and slathers on her mug every night. The place is perfect.

However, some say there is one slight problem. Someone who has been inside the house, says you can hear the subways below speeding through. I doubt that’s going to bother anyone that lives there! The sound of Vadge’s throbbing ego will drown that shit out!

Visit Curbed to see pictures of the inside if you give a haggard bitch’s clit.

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