The Biggest Star At Tori Spelling’s Book Party

April 14, 2009 / Posted by:

How did the tranny frog get the reclusive gaysian unicorn known as Bobby Trendy to come to her stupid ass book party? It must have been an accident. Bobby was probably nearby when he heard his mating call: the click from a camera. It beckoned him to bring a little glamour to this overall fug affair. And I’m glad he did, because otherwise we wouldn’t get to see how he reworked the vagina prom dress to make it work for him. Now the fat pink pussy on his chest matches the one on his ass. And is it just me or does Bobby kind of look like a ladyboy version of Phyllis Diller here?

That dumb bitch Kelly Taylor also came out when she should’ve stayed home with her head in a big bowl of VO5! Bitch’s hair looks like Sarah Jessica Parker’s next meal. That shit looks highly flammable. One flame is all it takes… Luckily, Jennie didn’t stand anywhere near Bobby.

Here’s the rest of the whores from last night’s dreadful affair including, Kim Kardassian, Preparation H’s arch rival Lisa Rinna, Creepy McDermott, Harry Hamlin and Rodney Stranger’s twin sister Patti.

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