When every bitch on the planet (except for Kathy Griffin) is making fun of your ass, you can either drown your sorrows by doing lines off of a toilet seat in a bathroom stall at Villa or you can make fun of yourself! HoHan chose the latter. Well, she probably chose the former too, but forget all about all that for a quick second while you watch this eHarmony spoof she did for Funny or Die. I choose “funny” this time. No doubt.
Yes, HoHan still looks like a year-old shriveled-up carrot left in the back of a refrigerator that a crackwhore had to do themselves in the ass with during a kinky sex show for her dealer in order to get a hit of the bad shit, but that’s besides the point. And it looks like she can read cue cards which is also a good thing. Yes, Lindsay, more of this! This is the Lindsay I like!