Josh Holloway from Lost and his wife Yessica brought their first baby, a girl, into this cruel world in Hawaii last week. A source close to Josh said the family is happy, healthy, blah…blah..blah… The source also told People they named their daughter Java Kumala Holloway.
Okay, this I don’t get. Josh’s wife’s name is Yessica. Yessica has to be the greatest name right next to Concepcion. They should have named their baby Yessica! We need more Yessicas in this world. I mean, Java?! Really? However, it is a delicious name.
Try this today. Go to your nearest Starbucks, stroll up to the counter and say, “I’d like a Venti ice-blended Java Kumala Holloway with extra whip and chocolate drizzle.” The Starbucks bitch won’t even flinch while ringing you up.