Afternoon Crumbs
April 14, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K
Douche. Dildo. Dreamy (Well, he is!) – Towleroad
AnnaLynne McCord wearing a bathing suit that is straight out of Hookers at the Point – Egotastic!
Reese Witherspoon protects the chin – Hollywood Tuna
Shia LaDouche will never be able to fist himself with his left hand again – Popsugar
Princess Eugenie getting a breast exam in the ocean (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Sookie and Bill for those of you going through some True Blood withdrawals. I need some Lafayette, though – Lainey Gossip
A big Easter H.A.M. – Just Jared
100 movies rap – Cityrag
Russell Crowe is obviously the only person alive who doesn’t care what’s in LeAnn Rimes’ handbag – Hollywood Rag
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