Where’s Demi Moore When You Need Her?

April 13, 2009 / Posted by:

Let’s say someone broke into your house, destroyed your living room, locked your dog in your own car and then logged onto your Twitter and posted a message that they offed your ass. What would you do? Most of us would call 911, 411, 311, 211 (all the fucking 11s) while Twittering Demi Moore for help! Not Tila Tequila. That’s what she claimed happened to her last night, but she refused to get the cops involved.

It all started, when the messages above went up on Tila’s Twitter early this morning. About an hour later, Tila logged in as herself saying that someone broke into her house and her Twitter. The twatter Twittered that a mad stalker got into her house while she was gone and kept her dog prisoner in a car trunk! Here’s some of the messages she left:

Pt.3 too much has happened. I am scared, exhausted and drained but I am ok! Want to apologize to my fans who were worried about me”

“Im moving into a different house very soon because I have a stalker who is very much so endangering my life at the moment….I love u all.”

“They Broke everything in my living room….EVERYTHING IS SHATTERED! I’m so sad right now….this sucks.”

“I dont want to call police because media will get involved and im an emotional wreck right now and dont media will make it worse. Going away

“Then I found my dog locked in the trunk of my car!!!!!!!!!! I’ve been crying all night. THis is fucked up. I’m sad and shocked and bye”

Tila doesn’t want to call the police, but she’ll announce it to the whole Twitterworld?! Demi must not follow Tila, because if she did, she’d have a Swat Team on her roof in a quick minute.

There’s no way I’d be typing away on Twitter after some crazed maniac locked my dog in a car. I mean, wasn’t Tila afraid that the loon was still hiding her house, waiting to cut her ankles or some shit? You know how they do it in horror movies. Seriously, something in the milk ain’t clean about this.


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