When Someone Says They Are Going To Pass Out, They Are Probably Going To Pass Out

April 13, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Glenn Beck, a crazy person who has a show on Fox News, is so powerful at presenting that he makes hos pass out! Today on his show, Glenn was talking about some shit called the “Path to Destruction” (sounds like a party to me) when one of his guests, David Buckner, was ready to check out. David said to Glenn, “I’m going to pass out.” Glenn must be used to making hos dizzy, because he practically ignored his ass. He just smiled like he was letting out a slow fart. Glenn finally gave David a hand when he realized the dude was about to go BOOM. When David was on the floor, one producer slowly approached him like he was a rabid animal or some shit! He’s not going to bite, he’s fucking out cold!

Glenn later said that David was fine and receiving medical attention. Can you imagine if the last image you saw was Glenn Beck’s face? There’s no way David was going to go out like that!

Tags: Bitch Goes Down, Dumbasses, Uncomfortable

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