The World Will Get Another Duggar

As expected, the Duggars made a special announcement on Today this morning. No, they didn’t announce that Michelle’s uterus finally quit that bitch and they are offering a reward for its safe return. Unfortunately, that was not the announcement. As most of us guessed, Josh Duggar, the oldest ho, is having a BABY!!! with the newest Duggar baby machine Anna. Anna said she’s about 3-months knocked up. And it starts……

Josh, 21, and Anna, 20, both said that they are hoping for a large family. When Meredith asked their asses if they were planning to follow the Duggar tradition of beginning their children’s names with a specific letter, Josh said they weren’t sure, but they have talked about using the letter M. THE FUCK?! I think it’s only appropriate that they name their first born MAH GOD STOP THIS INSTANITY DUGGAR.

You know, I hope Michelle’s lady parts had a quiet conversation with Anna’s lady parts about its future as a broke down clown car. Anna’s vagina has no idea that in about 10 years, after queefing out a baby army, it’s going to need to be held together with duct tape and propped up with steel planks.

This news confirms that in about ten years, the world will be covered in Duggars. Everywhere we go, there will be a creepy smile and baby hongray eyes looking back at us. The cult known as Duggar is not slowing down.

I’m serious about the creepy smile part. While watching them this morning, my eyelashes nearly fell off out of fear. Imagine waking up to that every morning. My Sanka would need an extra shot of heroin just to deal.