“I like when Lindsay Lohan is in town, those old bitches only give us bread.” – Katifitz
Knowing that Jagermeister would not fit with her Kabbalah lifestyle, Vadge sent one of her minions down from the tower to collect Michael Jackson’s left over Jesus Juice – mbrotnov
This bird will no doubt wake up pregnant tomorrow – detsild
Too drunk to walk
can’t get up off the floor
God please help me
I won’t do this anymore
You stupid whore.
Quoth the Raven, nevermore.
Well, at least not until I’m over my hangover. – yo momma