The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For April 10th!

April 13, 2009 / Posted by:

“I like when Lindsay Lohan is in town, those old bitches only give us bread.” – Katifitz

Runners-up:

Knowing that Jagermeister would not fit with her Kabbalah lifestyle, Vadge sent one of her minions down from the tower to collect Michael Jackson’s left over Jesus Juice – mbrotnov

This bird will no doubt wake up pregnant tomorrow – detsild

Too drunk to walk
can’t get up off the floor
God please help me
I won’t do this anymore
Drunk again
You stupid whore.
Quoth the Raven, nevermore.
Well, at least not until I’m over my hangover. – yo momma

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