STFU Miley

April 13, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

This one again. Miley Cyrus is doing that thing everyone has told her not to do: TALK! In the new issue of Teen Vogue (via Page Six), Disney’s #1 whore is gnawing at the hand that feeds her sugar cubs and carrots. Miley gave her thoughts on Alice in Wonderland, “It’s such a perverted movie. It’s all about Ecstasy. I swear! Look it up online.”

Well, I looked it up online and found that Lewis Carroll wrote the book in 1865, the movie came out in 1951 and Ecstasy didn’t start making the rounds until years later. Miley Cyrus is a stupid bitch. I swear! Look it up online.

You know what’s really perverted? The fact that this pork rind dust for brains hillbilly is making trillions of dollars. That’s what’s really perverted.

And I’m not a professor like Miley, but I’m pretty sure the Hannah Montana movie is all about CACA. Again, look it up online if you don’t believe me.

Tags: Dumbasses, Miley Cyrus, Shut Your Hole, Uncomfortable

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