Mel Gibson’s Wife Finally Quits The Crazy

April 13, 2009 / Posted by:

In case your body is still in a sugar shock after devouring a flock of Peeps causing you to be foggy in the brains, this picture was taken in the 80s. That gorgeous Aquanet can next to Mel Gibson is his wife Robyn. Robyn totally needs to be on the receiving end of a Aquanet bukkake again, so she can bring back that totally sexy hair now that she’s almost legally single and ready to mingle.

TMZ says Robyn gave her husband of 28 years a special Easter present by filing for divorce! Robyn is about to be free of the lunacy!

In the documents, Robyn blamed the standby excuse “irreconcilable differences” on the reason why she wants to throw her marriage into the fire. Robyn may blame “irreconcilable difference,” but fucked-up Mel is totally going to blame Jews.

Robyn could also be swimming in a sea of money soon, because she doesn’t have a prenup with Mel. According to California law, Robyn is entitled to half of Mel’s multi-million dollar fortune. Robyn wants spousal support, joint custody of their 10-year-old son and attorney fees. They have 7 kids together, but only one is a minor.

TMZ says that the divorce doesn’t have much to do with the recent rumor that Mel is doing illegal sexy times with some ho. Their problems started long before that mess.

Oh, I hope Robyn bends Mel Gibson over and butt fucks MILLIONS out of his crazy ass! And I hope she calls him “sugartits” while doing say. Get that money, bitch!

Our commenting rules are pretty simple: If you make any overly offensive comment (racist, bigoted, etc..) or go way off topic when not in an Open Post, your comments will be deleted and you will be banned. If you see an offensive or spammy comment you think should be deleted, flag it for the mods and they'll be forever grateful and give you their first born (although, you probably don't want that).

alt="drupal analytics" >