When Kathie Lee Gifford is coming your way, you better hide the booze and run for you life. Zac Efron didn’t know this rule when Kathie Lee ambushed him on Today this morning. Kathie Lee strolled up in hair curlers and a cougar face to tease Zac for making fun of her sweet precious Cody on SNL this past weekend. Kathie Lee told Zac that her Cody is way cuter than him and that he needs to stop wearing his mop like that. Kathie Lee also handed Cody’s phone number over to Zac and said to call him. Cody’s number my asshole! Kathie Lee’s after-hours phone number was totally on that piece of paper along with a sketch of her cougar pussy.
Kathie Lee totally reminds me of THAT mother growing up. You know, that mother who drank wine coolers all day, wore Payless high heels with her sweats and talked about how she hopes her cooze can get wet again for she gets vaginal rejuvenation surgery, because it’s been feeling so itchy lately. Then she strokes your hair and asks you if you want a butter and sugar sandwich. Seriously, one of my friend’s mother was just like that. She later told me that the best way to pretend like you’re swallowing after a beej is to spit in a beer bottle, so he thinks you’re washing it down. The lessons of life.
Skip to the 5:15 mark to see Mama Kathie trying to get on Zac.
And the bestest part of the video is at the end when Kathie Lee almost breaks Matt’s fucked-up shoulder by leaning against it. She doesn’t even care!