Jonny Queeeeeeen!

April 13, 2009 / Posted by:

Because Hollywood still hates us and is slowly trying to destroy humanity with all their barf-covered remakes, they will make a film version of Jonny Quest with Zac Efron in the title role. The L.A. Times (via Coming Soon) confirms that Zac pulled out his precious Lisa Frank pen and signed on the dotted line. Warner Bros. is thinking of changing the name so it won’t be compared to the epic flop Speed Racer. Might I suggest Jonny Queen?! Just thinking about the glittery poster is making my eyeballs erect.

Warner Bros. didn’t say who is directed this wreck, but there’s rumors that the dude who directed Race to Witch Mountain will butcher this.

I haven’t seen Jonny Quest in a long ass time, but isn’t he like 11-years-old? Zac is 21 and he keeps playing little children. At this rate, it won’t be too long before he’s starring in a remake of Look Who’s Talking as the fucking baby.

But Zac as Jonny is good news for child touchers. Think about it. Zac as a blonde 11-year-old twink? Their sucio dreams have come true!

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