It’s That Good

April 13, 2009 / Posted by:

Popeye’s is some good shit. You can’t lie. It makes people do wrong things for it. A young mother in Jacksonville, FL knows all about what kind of effed up crap a bitch will do for some deliciousness.

The young woman, we’ll call her Crystal, was closing up a Popeye’s with her boyfriend when a few dudes in a Pontiac started following their asses. Crystal had a box of chicken which made the men go crazy! Crystal says they started shouting at her, “GIVE US THE CHICKEN!” Aw. I remember in the old days when strange, creepy old men in cars would shout that at me when I was walking down the street. I’d just stick my ass out and pucker. But that’s not the kind of chicken they wanted from Crystal, they wanted her Popeye’s! Crystal wasn’t about to give that shit up, so she kept on walking.

After a few minutes, the dudes sped off. Crystal and her man kept on walking home thinking they were gone, but the dudes reappeared and this time they stepped their shit up. They pulled out a gun and threatened to shoot Crystal if she didn’t give up the chicken! Crystal’s boyfriend begged them not to shoot her ass, because she’s two months pregnant. Crystal and her boyfriend got on the floor and that’s when the poultry robbers stole her chicken and her purse. They only took her purse, because they probably thought she had some dirty rice and biscuits in there.

The police are currently looking for the chicken thieves.

The police of Jacksonville should really cruise over to West Palm Springs, FL to knock on the door of Latarian Milton. This story has “hood rat stuff all” over it. Latarian probably can drive like a pro by now and you know how he loves his chicken. He will beat his grandma over some chicken fingers, so I’m sure he would pistol whip a trick over some Popeye’s!


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