Hot Slut Of The Week: Scotland’s #1 Male Barbie

April 13, 2009 / Posted by:

Birthday: 1989ish
Age: 20
Birth Name: Ross Somethingoranother

Original Date of HS of the Day: April 9, 2009
Claim to Fame: Ross is the self-appointed #1 male Barbie in Scotland. Ross believes that you can never be too orange (that might be Xtina’s personal motto), you can never wear enough fake gold jewelry and your coochie cutters can never be too short. Because of this, the BBC came to visit Ross in Aberdeen for an episode of Snog, Marry, Avoid. I think it airs soon.

Where is he now? Ross is either doing himself with a bronzer stick or he’s at the free clinic being treated for foundation poisoning. It’s also possible that Ross is working the day shift as the main Oompa Loompa fluffer.

Why is he HS of the Week? Basically, because of the trailer below and because of his Bebo page. Seriously, check out his amazing page. How many wonders does one cavern hold?

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