Hot Slut Of The Day!

April 13, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Susan Boyle from Britain’s Got Talent – 47-year-old Susan has basically become an overnight fucking sensation after she surprised everyone when she opened her mouth and out came a beautiful hummingbird voice singing I Dream a Dream from Les Miserable. I think every ho expected her to have a voice like welder and that’s why everyone almost fell out of their pants. Susan doesn’t even seem to know that she has a gift which makes her even hotter. Even Simon Cowell’s luscious fur titties got a little teary nippled at Susan’s performance. You could tell.

Susan said she hasn’t sung in two years, because she was too heartbroken after her mother passed away. Susan has never been on a date or kissed another person. She lives by herself with her best friend, a cat named Pebbles. And now she’s the most famous cat lady in Britain!

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