Phil Spector was just found guilty of second-degree murder in the murder of Lana Clarkson in 2003. Lana was found shot to death in Phil’s home in Alhambra. Phil was tried for her murder in 2007, but the jury couldn’t come up with a verdict. They did this time however and now Phil will have to find a way to cut his hair with a plastic spork in the big house. You know how he feels about his mop. Phil could get at least 18 years.
Ding, dong, the shaggedy-haired troll witch is finally getting his. Phil shouldn’t be too weepy though. He’s a shoo-in for Miss Inmate USA ’09. His luscious locks will win him the top prize.