Zombies Are After Woody Harrelson!

April 11, 2009 / Posted by:

Mega bonghead Woody Harrelson got into a little tussle at NYC’s LaGuardia Airport this past Thursday with a TMZ cameradude who wanted to get up into his life. Woody didn’t feel like playing, so he grabbed at the dude and broke one of his cameras. The dude can be heard whining on the video from TMZ that Woody is assaulting him. Woody busted out of there and the cameradude called the police who took his report.

This isn’t the first time Woody got down with a pap from TMZ. Two years ago, Woody was accused of choking a trick from TMZ. Woody is trying to get that case dismissed.

Yesterday, Woody issued a statement explaining what went down at LaGuardia:

“I wrapped a movie called `Zombieland,’ in which I was constantly under assault by zombies, then flew to New York, still very much in character. With my daughter at the airport I was startled by a paparazzo who I quite understandably mistook for a zombie.”

So that’s why I like Woody Harrelson!

You know, don’t zombies usually attack bitches with brains?! They were going after the wrong ho, because Woody smoked up his brains years ago! And Woody needs to watch more zombie movies. You don’t attack their asses! You go for the head! GO FOR THE HEAD!!!

This is just another reason why weed is a beautiful thing. It makes you say hilarious shit like this!


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