The Grand Marshall of Assholes, Billy Bob Thornton, became dick bag of the week in Canada (and the world) after he forgot to take the tampon out of his asshole before a radio interview with CBC’s Jian Ghomeshi. Click here to relive the douchery if your chosen fuck hole is feeling extra dirty today.
The night of the interview, Billy Bob and his stupid band opened for Willie Nelson in Toronto. They were welcomed with the sweet sound of booooooos. Mostly because during that pube-killing interview, Billy Bob called Canadians “mashed potatoes with no gravy.” Billy Bob later tried to play it off like he didn’t mean all Canadians, just Jian. Billy didn’t appreciate Jian bringing up his stupid movie career when he was specifically told not to. Blah. Caca. Who cares.
It was too fucking late for Billy Bob’s hollow explanations anyway. The lame goat already fucked himself. And he got ass fucked again by a symphony boos. Just call him Billy BOOOO Thornton.
The boos must have made Billy Bob cry into his soggy peen all night, because his band canceled the rest of their Canadian dates. They were supposed to play Montreal and London, but the shows will not go on. Their spokesbitch insists it isn’t because Billy Bob got his ass booed. They issued this statement: “It is absolutely not because of the CBC interview. One of the band members and several of the crew have the flu and need a couple of days off to recuperate. Billy does not have the flu. The band is only concerned about giving the audience the best show possible, and when one of them is down with the flu, they can’t do that. As Billy said before and during the show last night, he loves Canada.”
If booing his fugly ass is all it takes for Billy Bob to quit a country, then I say we all should pucker up our lips and serenade him with BOOOOOOS! Bitch will be chased out of every country and eventually end up living in a cave in Antarctica or some shit. It won’t take long before the penguins will find his ass and they will find a way to boo through their beaks. Let’s boo him off this fucking planet.
And someone really needs to ask Billy Bob if Tom Petty would cancel shows after getting booed? What would Tom Petty do?
Source: The Star