Yesterday afternoon, Snoop Dogg debuted The Wake ‘N Bake Show live on UStream. The show is exactly what you would expect. It’s just Snoop making sweet love to an obese joint while playing some music you can only enjoy if you’re fucking high with him. Snoop’s sparkly Obama even takes a little toke. That’s why he sparkles!
I’m sober like a toddler right now, so this shit really isn’t taking me higher, but after I’ve had a few intimate moments with my bong, this is going to be the greatest show like EVER! If Snoop wants to make a zillion more dollars, he should advertise for Taco Bell and Totino’s during his show. Because Snoop’s new stonercam is best served with a toke and something covered in cheese (not dick).
Snoop lives in California, so he has a license to smoke the good shit legally. Yeah, he says he needs to smoke it for “medical purposes.” He probably suffers from a CHRONIC condition! Me fucking too.
Expect Snoop’s Wake ‘N Bake Show to have guests in the future like Michael Phelps, Charlize Theron, Amy Wino, Mischa Barton, Carlos Santana and every cartoon character ever created. I’m convinced that every cartoon character is a major stoner, because every time I”m high and watching a cartoons, they all stare at me with greedy eyes.