Out Of The Hospital!

April 10, 2009 / Posted by:

Farrah Fawcett will be home on Easter, because she busted out of the hospital yesterday, a week after she was admitted. The news about Farrah’s condition was all over the place. One minute, she wasn’t doing too good, the next she was doing better, so it’s nice to hear that the latter was true and now she’s well enough to go home.

Farrah’s cancer specialist said she was hospitalized for internal bleeding,The pain from the hematoma has improved substantially and she is walking. Her mood was upbeat and she is in good spirits. She’s particularly looking forward to spending Easter at home with her family.” Unfortunately, he also added that the cancer has spread to her liver.

Farrah left the hospital yesterday with Ryan O’Neal by her side. Her junked-out ginger son, Redmond, is still laying in a cell after his stupid ass was busted with heroin in a jail parking lot. Farrah doesn’t need to worry about that foolery right now. She should just snuggle into a Snuggie, eat some Peeps and watch this video of a bulldog kissing a little orangutan. I think it might have healing properties.

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