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April 10, 2009 / Posted by:

Who’s the owner of this dark-sided zombie claw?! No, it doesn’t belong to the African baby snatcher – Popbytes

Katie Joel Lee pulled the old “I’m not fucking him, he’s gay!” trick – Celebitchy

Prince wrote a song about Salma Hayek’s magnificent chichis – ICYDK

The Boss responds to being a homewrecking slut, but doesn’t deny it – EW

Somebody please give Peta a handjob with bacon lube, because they obviously need a little attention – Popeater

This new reality show looks a lot like Gossip Girl, but with double the fugly – I’m Not Obsessed

Oh, it looks like the new version of Photoshop came out – Socialite Life

I still can’t condone this. I can’t. – Pink is the New Blog

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