Costume Shop Owners Are Crazy

April 10, 2009 / Posted by:

This is what happens when you attempt to interview a costume shop owner who happens to be infected with a disease called Crazybitchitis.

NBC10 showed up to a costume shop in Providence, RI to talk to the owner, Ann Bruno, about the accusations that she cyberstalked one of her competitors! If costume shop wars are this crazy, rent me a storefront, get me a bunny costume and sign me up for this shit! Seriously, we should all be costume shop owners, so we can wear costumes all day and act like straitjacket-chewing lunatics! That is the life.

Ann does half of the interview wearing a slutty Easter Bunny head and the other half wearing the mask of arresting officer Bootsy! Something tells me those are just two of her dozens of personalities! If Annie Wilkes from Misery was a costume shop owner, this is what she would look like.

And please tell me I’m not the only who cried a little on the inside out of a fear when she said, “I’m baaaad.” That’s what villains in horror movies always say before they stab you in the froat!

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