Behold… The Ambassador For Wool!

Kelly Bensimon from The Really Stupid Bitches Of New York is still going on about her feud with Bethenny Frankel even though she said she was totally over it. In the new issue of Harper’s Bazaar (via UsWeekly), Kelly opened up her dehydrated prune lips to defend herself against Bethenny’s comment that she’s inauthentic.

Kelly said, “Honestly, if being inauthentic means graduating from Columbia University, writing three books, starting two magazines, bearing two children, being the ambassador for wool, running a marathon for charity — if that’s inauthentic? Tell me what authentic is.”

The ambassador for WOOL?!!!! Wool not fools. Seriously, every sheep on this planet just farted at that comment. This bitch is fucking crazy. Kelly should be the ambassador for watered down leather since that’s what her body is covered in.

The ambassador for wool didn’t stop there, “Is Bethenny a socialite? No. Will she ever sit next to Lauren DuPont? No. Is she best friends with Aerin Lauder? No. Am I? No. Do I care? No. Does she? Oh, absolutely. She’s not authentic.”

Is Kelly a dumb whore? Yes. Does she look like a dusty Miller’s Outpost leather jacket that’s been sitting in a bin at the Salvation Army for a couple of decades? Yes. Does she reek of desperation and burnt nails? Yes. Does she look like an asshole for asking and answering her own questions? Yes.