A Casa de Vadge Will Be Built In Malawi

April 10, 2009 / Posted by:

A judge in Malawi told Vadge to go fuck herself with her own roidy clit by denying her adoption of Baby Mercy. The judge said that only hos who have lived in Malawi for 18-months or more can adopt a baby. Because of that ruling, Vadge has decided to build a house next to her already planned all-girls school in Malawi.

Vadge’s recent visit to Malawi wasn’t only a baby buying trip. She was also there to oversee construction of her school and she also told her architect to draw up plans for a house. The Sun says, “Madonna has a big, beautiful plot of land over there already. She’s planning to build a girl’s school in the Chinkhota village and those designs are well under way. But she’s gone back to the designers and asked if they could accommodate a family home on the plot or on adjacent land.”

Why does this remind of Poltergeist? Probably because Vadge had to shoo away a bunch of villagers to get her claws on that land! The villagers are still pissed because Vadge hasn’t compensated them. You know they put a spell on that shit. Vadge is thinking she’s slick by building a house there so she can finally get Mercy! Bitch refuses to lose. But Vadge’s new house is going to be haunted with the ghosts of all the bitches she sucked the youth out of! Everywhere she turns there will be a Ritchie or a Baby Jesus! Those villagers aren’t going to let her win this time!

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