Kelley Coffman-Lee, a vegan and mother, from Colorado was rejected by the DMV after she submitted a request for a vanity license plate that read: ILVTOFU. The DMV employee who received her application, immediately called her up, asked her what she was wearing, what her measurements are and what she’s doing later. No, the DMV rejected Kelley, because they said that shit was obscene. But that’s not what Kelley meant! She might love fucking you, but she loves tofu more! It’s supposed to read: I LOVE TOFU. Yeah, weird, right? Who would brag about that?
Kelley said that she shouldn’t have to be censored just because some people might read it as something else, “I love tofu; it doesn’t mean anything bad!” The DMV responded, “We have nothing bad to say about her love of tofu. We’re concerned about others who may misread the plate.”
And I’m kind of concerned that every time I look at a package of tofu, I’m going to think it wants me a sexy way. I mean, it’s already squishy. American tofu!
In other news, Brit Brit has announced that her new single will be called I LOVE TOFU.