Kanye Got His Feelings Hurt!

April 9, 2009 / Posted by:

Kanye West finally got psychical with his MacBook Air and pounded out a response to South Park’s claim that he’s a gay fish who loves fishdicks in his mouth. Kanye did it in ALL-CAPS too! Wasn’t the internet feeling kind of bloated lately? Well, it won’t anymore, because it let out a huge fart of relief when Kanye posted his ALL-CAPS rant!

Kanye thought the gay fish shit was funny, but admitted that he did hurt his feelings a bit. Aw, hug his blog and throw a cookie at your monitor. That’s kind of sweet.

Kanye also added that he’s trying to control his ego. No, no, no, no, no, Kanye! Don’t do that. Feed the ego! Grow the ego. If Kanye’s ego went away, I’m pretty sure he would shrink down into a discarded peanut shell. A pigeon would come along and accidentally eat him. Then who would write fucked-up blog rants sponsored by Summer’s Eve (you’re looking at me, aren’t you?). I like my Kanye super-ego-sized!

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