Open Post: Hosted By The Childbirth Simulator

April 8, 2009 / Posted by:

When I read the title for this video, I immediately figured it would scar me for life. I had the tongue depressor all ready for me to go into a terrifying seizure over this, but that didn’t happen. That’s because this video isn’t that bad! There’s no blood, chocha jelly, baby caca or screams that kill the night. It’s just a rubber vagina pushing out a plastic baby. It looks kind of fun actually. Hasbro should sell it as a board game. The OctoMommy game!

I kind of want one for my next party. Instead of a plastic baby, I’ll make it push out a butter baby! Or a potato salad baby! Or an ambrosia baby! Better yet, I can make vodka with baby-shaped olives pour out of the plastic vagina.

VIA Videogum

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