Morning Wood

April 8, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

The Discountess tells a girl she needs to lose some chunk if she wants to be a model. Well, that hag needs to lose some fat in her ugly mouth – Jezebel

Over The Moon Watch: The Colleen Rooney Edition – The Telegraph

OctoCrazy tells a celebrity tabloid that she doesn’t want to be famous…. Do you hear that? It’s her uterus screaming SIKE – Celebitchy

Keanu Reeves looking like the grouchy neighborhood pepaw who always yells at kids for running on his grass – SOW

Nicole Richie leaving a salon. UCK! – I’m Not Obsessed

David Alan Grier and my favorite prancing Siamese cat got eliminated from Dancing with the Has-Beens – Popeater

The Best of England’s Finest Rose – Holy Moly!

Jonah Mountain and his girlfriend – ICYDK

Crash. Splash. Pink. Heart. Zac. Efrons. Dildo. Washer. – Socialite Life

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