Morning Wood
The Discountess tells a girl she needs to lose some chunk if she wants to be a model. Well, that hag needs to lose some fat in her ugly mouth – Jezebel
Over The Moon Watch: The Colleen Rooney Edition – The Telegraph
OctoCrazy tells a celebrity tabloid that she doesn’t want to be famous…. Do you hear that? It’s her uterus screaming SIKE – Celebitchy
Keanu Reeves looking like the grouchy neighborhood pepaw who always yells at kids for running on his grass – SOW
Nicole Richie leaving a salon. UCK! – I’m Not Obsessed
David Alan Grier and my favorite prancing Siamese cat got eliminated from Dancing with the Has-Beens – Popeater
The Best of England’s Finest Rose – Holy Moly!
Jonah Mountain and his girlfriend – ICYDK
Crash. Splash. Pink. Heart. Zac. Efrons. Dildo. Washer. – Socialite Life