No, this is not a post about Heidi Montag. How dare you! I see the resemblance, but this horse’s beauty tramples all over that one useless horse with a broke weave from The Hills who is getting on Jesus’ last nerve. This is is a post about horses wearing wigs. That’s it. Horses wearing wigs. Nothing really needs to be said after that. Well, it’s also a post about how I’m pulling my pit hairs trying to not type the three words my fingers are aching to type. It’s so obvious and that’s why I’m trying to dig deep to not resist into temptation. But my fingers want to deliver me to evil. I’m fighting it. It’s right fucking there just begging to be plucked. NO!
But seriously, Gisele Bundchen better watch her back, because these three are angling to knock her off the top! And they won’t roll off the hay for less than 10,000 sugar cubes a day.
By the way, if you’re looking at the tags and spanking me with your eyes for losing the fight, MAKE IT STING. I deserve it.