Bitch Poured Beer On My Weave!

April 8, 2009 / Posted by:

Peaches Geldof was being her usual useless self at Bungalow 8 in London last night when she got into a little tiff with some douche bag over a pair of shoes. Peaches thought his shoes belonged to her friend when they actually belonged to his friend. Shoes: It’s what cokey twats fight over.

Some bitch who was there tells The Sun that Peaches and the dude fought for a while, but then went back to their own corners. Peaches thought it was over, but then the dude came over and poured his beer all over her head. SCORE 1 for the dude! Cue Tiffany from Top Model: “Bitch poured beer on my weave!

The dude then apparently threw the beer glass against the wall and ran for it. Peaches’ friend, Fifi (THESE FUCKING NAMES), ran after the dude. For some really stupid reason, the police arrived to question all parties involved. Peaches didn’t want to press charges, so the police left 45 minutes later. And that’s where tax-paying dollars go!

The dude totally poured booze over Peaches’ head, because he was just trying to speed up the fermentation process. It won’t be long before Peaches is nothing but a puddle of rancid alcohol on the floor.

And Peaches should really send the beer thrower a thank you note, because he probably killed some maggots that were living in her weave.

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