Billy Bob Thornton Is A Fucking Dick

April 8, 2009 / Posted by:

That’s really the only way to describe Billy Bob Thornton’s interview on the CBC this morning with Jian Ghomeshi. Who queefed in his Malt-O-Meal, because Billy Bob was an asshole from the beginning. The dude was there to talk about his stupid trash band and acted like he would rather be getting his ass eaten by Cujo! When Jian asks Billy a clear question, he acts like he doesn’t understand the question. That broken down goat needs to clean the douche nuggets out of his ears if he can’t hear the question correctly.

Billy’s band went on tour with Willie Nelson and he claims he never met the man. Please, Billy, if you don’t want to be there, just slither back down the snake hole you came from and spend your days fucking yourself with the vile of Angie Jo’s blood that you always keep up your ass crack. When you go to interviews, they will ask you questions. Imagine that!

For the rest of the interview, Billy Bob continues to be a sarcastic and egotistical piece of shit. Who does he think he is? Joaquin Phoenix?!

Billy Bob admits that he’s pissed off, because Jian brought up his movie career when the producers were told not to mention it. Jian wins the prize here, because he kept his cool and didn’t kick Billy in the mouth hole.

And Tom Petty should take a restraining order out on Billy, because bitch is obsessed with him. Billy Bob totally has Tom Petty posters covering his bathroom walls at home.

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