Afternoon Crumbs

April 8, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Dear Peta, Don’t you worry! The animals sacrificed themselves so that they could lay on holy skin – Just Jared

Jewel’s wonky tittays match her wonky teefs – Hollywood Tuna

Kate Moss actually has her nipples covered. JOKES! Kate would never do that! – Egotastic!

First, Brit Brit’s pussy is hanging out and now she wants your cock out. Someone’s going to get pregnant! – Lainey Gossip

Kathy Griffin in a two-piece. Don’t flinch! She doesn’t look bad! – Popsugar

Brooke Hogan or Vadge’s roidy-cooch lips must not be available – Hollywood Rag

Gay porn legend Jack Wrangler has passed away – Towleroad

They must have put a roid needle at the edge of that platform to make Sly Stallone leap like that (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

More of pussies in boobs – Cityrag

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