Who Is March’s Hot Slut Of The Month?

April 7, 2009 / Posted by:

It’s time vote for the third Hot Slut of the Month of 2009. This year is really turning into the quickest hand job ever. Anyway, this month we have a pussy, a crazy, a chef and a van! This shit sounds like game pieces found in a bootleg copy of Monopoly. So….here’s your choices:

Uggs – The most ravishing pussy in Exeter, NH!
Alejandra Guzman – The elegant mess of Mexico!
Ina Garten – Chef, author, tastemaker, house flipper, TV star, icon and everything!
The Lost Dharma Van – A van

Voting is in the sidebar to the right. The winning Hot Slut will be crowned on Thursday! Happy voting and use a condom!

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