Well, At Least She Still Has Her Shoe Line

April 7, 2009 / Posted by:

This baby sees the future. She’s giving the “Why is this big mound of FAIL holding me?” look. Baby knew Jessica Simpson would fail at something else. So what subject did Jessica get her latest F- in? Why country music, of course! Country Music Tattle Tale noticed that every piece of Jessica Simpson has been erased from her label’s website. Both SonyMusicNashville and ColumbiaNashville show no trace of the big-tittied frog.

OK! Magazine used their investigative reporting skills and called the receptionist at Jessica’s label who told them she has “come off the label.” An official label spokeswhore wouldn’t say shit about shit.

I almost feel bad for Jessica, but then I tell myself that she has made a zillion dollars from being a dumb stupid whore.

Bitch is already making tons of cash from her nasty ass line of shoes, perfumes and other stupid shit, so she might as well just skip away. Just let the money make itself! Why bother with that “working” crap?! Who needs it!

Homegirl just needs to put on her eatin’ dress and settle back into her La-Z-Boy with a sheet cake and a ten-gallon tub of ice cream from Costco. Seriously, the fat gene is aching to bust out of Jessica, so she should just let it come. She can watch her stories, get really fat and have a fucking fantastic life! Fuck, we would all do that if we could. I’m jealous!

UPDATE: The rumors are true. Jessica Simpson was just “on loan” to Sony Nashville and they don’t want her ass anymore.

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