Stop making Mah Boo Anderson’s corn husk and kernel wedding outfit, because there’s been a change in plans! We’re taking our asses to Vermont, because they just make it legal for the gays and lezzies to marry in their little state! USA Today says the Senate and House said “fuck no” to Gov. Jim Douglas veto of a bill allowing same-sex marriage. The Senate voted 23-5 against the veto and the House voted 100-49. They got the two-thirds required to shoot that shit down.
Vermont has become the fourth state to allow gay marriage. They are also the first state to do it with a legislature’s vote instead of from the courts like Iowa, Massachusetts and Connecticut did. 2 states in one week’s time! 4 down, 46 to go!
Okay, so now that my wedding to Mah Boo has once again changed locales to Vermont, I’ll need to rethink the wedding attire. According to Wikipedia, Vermont is known for their maple syrup and dairy products. That means Mah Boo will bring the cream and I’ll bring the syrup…if I ain’t being too subtle. Oh fuck, subtlety is not for me ! Mah Boo will bring the jizz and I’ll bring the ass syrup! That’s what I meant. The wedding will take place at the Beetlejuice house.