The African Baby Snatcher Returns To London

April 7, 2009 / Posted by:

That bodyguard’s face spells F-E-A-R. Take a look at Vadge’s claw from the grave and you’ll be making the exact same face. I think I’ve seen that claw make a cameo in Faces of Death.

Just days after a judge in Malawi SHUT DOWN Vadge and told her to buy her babies elsewhere, she was back in London. Vadge had dinner (aka seeds and boiled fetus dumplings) with Stella McCartney last night and friends say she’s devastated that she left Malawi without Mercy. The Daily Mail reports that she told one of her assistants, “I can’t believe I’m leaving my beautiful baby behind. It’s not right. I love that baby girl… She’s my little girl – she needs to be with me.”

Why is she so shocked?! Isn’t this how the last adoption went down? It’s like watching one of her movies for the second time and saying, “Well, that sucked.” DUH! You know it’s going to fucking reek, that’s why you don’t make the second mistake twice. Vadge is just mad, because she lost and someone told her to go eat a butt plug.

Vadge’s lawyers have filed an appeal and Mercy’s family is apparently backing Vadge. Well, everyone except Mercy’s supposed father. Everyone thought Mercy’s father was dead, but James Kambewa came forward claiming he read his name in the paper and he’s Mercy’s real father. He wants to take care of her blah…blah…blah… Basically, he wants a diamond-crusted Rolls Royce and a solid gold toilet from Vadge too.

Here’s more pics of Vadge out with Stella last night. Notice the cut on her arm. SHE IS A CUTTER! It’s probably nothing. When the judge socked her in the pussy bone by denying her ass, one of her mutant veins popped in anger. It happens to The Incredible Hulk all the time.

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