Morning Wood

April 7, 2009 / Posted by:

XENU NO! Tommy Girl and Johnny Travolta want to star in a remake of Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid. More like Femme ASSidy & The Sundance Crazy – Popbytes

I don’t know if using shampoo causes cancer, but I’m pretty sure not using shampoo causes a stick to grow in your ass (example: Fishsticks Paltrow) – Holy Moly!

Tater Head is still getting jobs – Socialite Life

Broke Down Uterus Of Love might be coming to a TV near you – Celebitchy

Cat Cora’s wife had a kitten – Popeater

Kendra Wilkinson should legally change her name to DUMB WHORE – ICYDK

Things you need to know before you can take another breath and keep on living: Eva Mendes eats in bed – I’m Not Obsessed

Dennis Rodman gets kicked out of a hotel for being Dennis RodmanScandalist

Kumar goes to the White House – SOW

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