It’s Like 2008 Again!

April 7, 2009 / Posted by:

Eminem’s shiny new video for “We Made You” started playing on MTV this morning when it really should have started playing last year. The video is a newborn baby and it already has old face. BENJAMIN BUTTON’S SHIT!

My nipples get moist when Eminem makes fun of dumb whores, but this just feels dated. I mean, he skewers SamRo & HoHan (DONE), Aniston & Mayer (DONE), Sarah Palin and Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke.

Although, Eminem is no longer double-stuffed and he’s looking better in the body area (unless he tripled up on the Spanx). And if his comeback doesn’t work out, he can easily replace Bret Michaels on Rock of Love AS Bret Michaels. Seriously, I had to slap my eyeballs a couple of times before I realized that actually wasn’t Bret.

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