It’s Just A Homewrecky Slut!

April 7, 2009 / Posted by:

An over-baked (fry and fly) Sienna Miller showed up to JFK last night and created a paparazzi orgy! They busted loads over Sienna! It’s not like she’s fucking Spaghetti Cat! It’s just Sienna.

Some of the paps even brought balloons and flowers to try and woo her. They are trying to way too hard. There’s no need to drop any coin to get Sienna’s attention. All they had to do was to flash their wedding ring wedding ring at her eyes and Sienna’s bull dozer vagina would be wrapped around their peen until they screamed for mercy! For reallies.

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