Wino Trades In Crack Rocks For Banana Skins

April 6, 2009 / Posted by:

Amy Wino has probably tried to smoke almost every person, place or thing on this planet. You name it, she has tried to smoke it up. If you live in London, check your ass for burn marks. I’m sure Wino tried to smoke you up after you passed out in a club. If she can light it, she’ll try it! This is why I’m a little surprised that Wino hasn’t smoked on banana skins before! She found her new favorite fix in St. Lucia!

According to the Daily Star (via M&C), Wino was trolling around the island when she ran into a group of locals smoking banana skins. The locals knew that a fool with a craving for the high life wandered into their lives, so they probably seized the opportunity to make some coin and sold her ass a couple of banana skins you can get off a stupid tree! Wino bought whatever they were selling and now she’s in love.

A source said, “She made sure there wasn’t anything really bad in them because she’s being so good now. They made one in front of her using dried strings from the inside of the peel instead of tobacco and putting it onto a piece of rolling paper. She loved it and has taken to drying her own peel in the sun and smoking it in the evening.”

I’ve never heard of this shit either, so now I’m looking at the half-rotten banana on my kitchen counter like it’s the key to taking me higher this afternoon. And here I thought that the only good use for nana skins was to make your asshole smell like Bananas Fosters after a b-fuck. I’m glad to hear there’s another use for them!

After doing some extensive research (aka Google followed by two clicks), I found out how to make banana skins your new nightly best friend. Although, this shit sound like it’s work! I think I’ll just stick to ordering my shit for delivery.

Here’s some pics of the premiere Nannerhead of St. Lucia with her bodyguard and some locals yesterday.

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